The Fynoderee Of Gordon

There was one time a Fynoderee living in Gordon. Those persons
who saw him said that he was big and shaggy, with fiery eyes, and
stronger than any man. One night he met the blacksmith who was going
home from his shop and held out his hand to him to shake hands. The
blacksmith gave him hold of the iron sock of the plough which he had
with him, and he squeezed it as if it had been a piece of clay, saying:
'There's some strong Manx-men in the world yet!'

The Fynoderee did all his work at night and went into hidlans in the
daytime. One night, when he was out on his travels he came to Mullin
Sayle, out in Glen Garragh. He saw a light in the mill, so he put
his head through the open top-half of the door to see what was going
on inside, and there was Quaye Mooar's wife sifting corn. When she
caught sight of the great big head she was frightened terrible. She
had presence of mind, however, to hand him the sieve and say: 'If thou
go to the river and bring water in it, I'll make a cake for thee; and
the more water thou carry back, that's the bigger thy cake will be.'

So the Fynoderee took the sieve, and ran down to the river; but the
water poured from it and he could fetch none for the cake, and he
threw the sieve away in a rage, and cried:


'Dollan, dollan, dash!
Ny smoo ta mee cur ayn,
Ny smoo ta goll ass.'

Sieve, sieve, dash!
The more I put in,
The more there's going out.


The woman got away while he was trying to fill the sieve, and when
he came back to the mill he found it in darkness.

The Fynoderee was working very hard for the Radcliffes, who owned
Gordon then. Every night he was grinding their corn for them, and
often he would take a hand at the flails. If they put a stack into
the barn in the evening and loosed every sheaf of it, they would find
it thrashed in the morning, but he would not touch one sheaf of it
unless it were loosed. In the summer time he was getting in their
hay and cutting their corn.

Many a time the people of the farm were passing the time of day with
him. One cold frosty day, big Gordon was docking turnips and he blew
on his fingers to warm them.

'What are thou blowing on thee fingers for?' said the Fynoderee.

'To put them in heat,' said the Farmer.

At supper that night the Farmer's porridge was hot and he blew on it.

'What are thou doing that for?' said the Fynoderee. 'Isn't it hot
enough for thee?'

'It's too hot, it is; I'm blowing on it to cool it,' said the Farmer.

'I don't like thee at all, boy,' said the Fynoderee, 'for thou can
blow hot and blow cold with one breath.'

The Fynoderee was wearing no clothes, but it is said that he never
felt the cold. Big Gordon, however, had pity on him that he had none,
and one frosty winter he went and got clothes made for him--breeches,
jacket, waistcoat and cap--great big ones they were too. And he went
and gave them to him in the barn one night. The Fynoderee looked on
them and took them up, and says he:


Coat for the back is sickness for the back!
Vest for the middle is bad for the middle!
Breeches for the breech is a curse for the breech!
Cap for the head is injurious for the head!
If thou own big Gordon farm, boy--
If thine this little glen east, and thine this little glen west,
Not thine the merry Glen of Rushen yet, boy!


So he flung the clothes away and walked his ways to Glen Rushen,
out to Juan Mooar Cleary's. He was working for him then, cutting the
meadow hay for him, cutting turf for him, and seeing after the sheep.

It happened one winter's night that there was a great snow-storm. Juan
Mooar got up to see after the sheep, but the Fynoderee came to
the window.

'Lie, lie an' take a sleep, Juan,' says he; 'I've got all the sheep
in the fold, but there was one loaghtan (brown native sheep) yearling
there that give me more trouble till all the res'. My seven curses
on the little loaghtan! I was twice round Barrule Mooar afther her,
but I caught her for all.'

When Juan went out in the morning all the sheep were safe in the cogee
house and a big hare in with them, with two short lankets on him,
that was the brown yearling!

After a time the Fynoderee went up to the top of Barrule Mountain to
live, up to the very peak. Himself and the wife went to make a potful
of porridge one day, and they fell out.

She ran and left him. He threw a big white rock after her and it struck
her on the heel--the mark of the blood is still on the stone at Cleigh
Fainey. While she stooped to put a rag on her heel he threw a lot
of small rocks at her, that made her give a spring to the Lagg, two
miles away. Then he threw a big rock with the pot-stick in it--it's
in the Lagg river to-day. At that she gave two leaps over the sea
to the Mountains of Mourne in Ireland; and for all that I know she's
living there still.